Masquerade - citat
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Caroline: I just stopped by to gawk and quasi-stalk Matt.
Damon: Skip the teen drama, get to it.
Damon: No, Katherine's not getting dick! I've had it! I'm gonna go to the masquerade ball and I'm gonna kill her. Tonight.
Stefan: You're not gonna kill her.
Damon: Don't give me that goodie goodie crap!
Stefan: You're not gonna kill her.
Damon: Oh, really?
Stefan: Because I am.
Katherine: Do not sneak up on a vampire!
Bonnie: What's going on?
Jeremy: We're gonna kill Katherine.
Stefan: I can explain.
Bonnie: Please.
Stefan: We're gonna kill Katherine.
Lucy: What's with the hair?
Katherine: I'm impersonating my dullest dishwater doppelganger Elena. She has the worst taste.
Lucy: Except in men.
Damon: Cold feet, speak now. I don't want this going wrong if someone chickens out. Caroline.
Damon: Tonight Katherine gets a stake through ther heart.
Jenna [om Jeremy]: He needs to have more fun. Lose some of that emo thing.
Katherine: Paralyzed from the waist down. And dead. The moonstone, Stefan. Tick tock.
Jeremy: So can you do like a hokus pokus to ace a test?
Bonnie: I don't know that spell.
Jeremy: It be like the first one I'd learn. Or maybe like a sex spell or something, I don't know. Do you wanna dance or something while we're waiting?
Bonnie: No! ..I mean... no, thank you.
Caroline: I did it. I really didn't think that I'd be able to fool you, But... I did it.
Katherine: You think you two were the only ones with a witch on your side? Wrong! Something tells me that my witch is better then your witch.
Katherine: The three of us together, just like old times. The brother who loved me to much and the one that didn't love me enough.
Damon: And the evil, slut vampire who only loved herself.
Katherine: Have I mentioned how inconvenient your obsession with me has been?
Damon: You and me both, honey.
Bonnie: I don't wanna be in the middle either, I hate it. How do I stay out of it?
Lucy: Unlike me you're one of the good ones Bonnie. The middle of it is exactly where you need to be.
Bonnie: When did you get your drivers license?
Jeremy: I'm not a kid anymore, Bonnie.
Stefan: Katherine being gone doesn't change anything for you, does it?
Elena: I wanna be with you, Stefan. You know that. But first I need to wake up and know that the people that I love are safe. I need to feel safe.
Katherine: You should have killed me.
Damon: Death would have been to kind.
Katherine [om Elena]: Why do you think I haven't killed her? Because she's the doppelganger, she needs to be protected.
Damon: Then I'll protect her. While you rot in hell.
Plan B - citat
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Stefan: You're staring.
Elena: I'm gazing.
Stefan: It's creepy.
Elena: It's romantic.
Elena: Ok, I, ehm, I need to get in the shower.
Stefan: Love it. Let's go.
Mason: Wasn't expecting you here. Or anywhere.
Stefan: Yeah, I had this little accident. But, I'm fine now.
Mason: What did you do to Sheriff Forbes?
Stefan: Oh, she's fine too. But from now on you'll have to do your own dirty work.
Mason: Not a problem.
Elena: Damon, what are you doing here?
Damon: Looking for my baby bro. Speaking of, would you tell yours to stop following me around?
Elena: What's going on?
Damon: Ask eager beaver.
Stefan: Why would you involve Jeremy?
Damon: He's playing Indiana Jones, he involved himself.
Bonnie: What do you want?
Damon: A favor.
Bonnie: Like that's gonna happen.
Damon: So predictable.
Bonnie: Damon, I'm not gonna help you hurt him.
Damon: Mason Lockwood's a werewolf, Katherine's evil, they're the bad guys. Really? You're gonna play morality police with me right now? Let me put it to you in another way. They're a threat to Elena. So you, witch, are gonna get over yourself and help us.
Stefan: Yeah, he meant that as a question. With a "please" on the end.
Damon [till Bonnie]: Hey, Judgey. Thank you.
Mason: I love her.
Damon: Oh, I know. I've been where you are. Katherine will only rip your heart out. Let me do it for her.
Caroline: What? I'm freaking you out.
Liz: It's just that you've become this person-
Caroline: Don't... Don't, I... We're just starting to get along.
Liz: This strong, this confident person.
Caroline: Oh. Thank you.
Stefan [till Damon]: I see you've exercised your usual restraint.
Katherine: Mason. You should've been here an hour ago.
Damon: Wrong boy toy.
Katherine: You have no idea what you've just done.
Damon: Aaw, did I put a kink in your master plan? I'm so sorry.
Katherine: Do you honestly believe that I don't have a plan B? And if that fails, a plan C. Then a plan D and- you know how the alphabet works, don't you? Send my love to Stefan.
Jeremy: She's gonna pay, Elena. I don't know how, but she's gonna pay.
Stefan: I know what you're gonna to say to me.
Elena: Then let me say it. I've been so selfish, because I love you so much. And I know how much you love me. But it's over. Stefan, it has to be.
Stefan: Elena, I don't-
Elena: No, Stefan. It has to be.
Damon: Elena. I riled Katherine up, I... I wasn't thinking, I didn't think-
Elena: It doesn't matter, Damon. She won. Katherine won.
Kill or Be Killed - citat
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Elena: I said that I wouldn't keep things from you anymore, that doesn't mean that I want you involved in it.
Jeremy: By definition of being in this family I'm involved.
Stefan: Today, when we're fighting, if I say: 'I can't do this anymore, Elena'. What I'll really mean, is that I love you.
Elena: And when I say: 'Fine, Stefan, whatever'. It really means 'I love you too'.
Damon: What are you doing?
Stefan: Negotiating peace on your behalf.
Damon: But I don't want peace!
Stefan: Well. Consider it opposite day.
Damon: Stefan. Please tell me you don't seriously think a handshake just solved our problem.
Stefan: No, actually, I think that the first chance Mason Lockwood gets, he's gonna drive a stake through your heart. And then through mine. All because you took it upon yourself to try to kill him. So thank you, 'cause we don't have enough problems.
Liz: Damon Salvatore is my friend.
Damon: What's her problem?
Caroline: Don't worry about it.
Damon: Why are you being such a bitch to your mum?
Caroline: Don't worry about it.
Stefan: You know, I can't... I can't do this anymore, Elena.
Elena: Fine, Stefan. Whatever.
Damon: I heard you talked to Stefan.
Mason: Nice guy.
Damon: Yeah, a lot nicer than me.
Mason: Well, nice is overrated.
Damon: That's what I think!
Stefan: Ok. I don't like it, but he's making threaths, he could expose us, we need to put him down.
Jeremy: You're not?
Tyler: A wolf? I'm sorry, werewolf? No. I mean, not yet. You know? Hell, just, just saying that out loud I sound insane.
Jeremy: No, I don't think so. But then again, I always did believe in the crazy stuff.
Mason: Don't be stupid. Necks snap easy around here.
Caroline: I can take you.
Mason: Wanna bet?
Caroline: Yeah, I do.
Liz: I will drag this out painfully.
Damon: But you're my friend.
Damon: Relax, guys, no one's killing anybody. [till Liz] You're my friend.
Jeremy: Why didn't you give it to him?
Tyler: 'Cause he wants it. I'm a dick that way.
Liz: Keep Caroline away from me, please. I don't wanna see her.
Damon: She's your daughter, Liz.
Liz: Not anymore. My daughter's gone.
Damon: You have no idea how wrong you are about that.
Elena: What are you doing?
Stefan: Katherine took a little vervain every day and built up a tolerance to it. I could do the same with blood. I could learn to control myself on it.
Elena: But you can't, Stefan, you don't have to.
Stefan: I almost died tonight, Elena, because I was too weak.
Elena: But the last time that you drank human blood-
Stefan: I told you I'd find a way to stop Katherine, didn't I? Well this is it, this is the only way, because she's stronger than me. And unless that changes, I can't protect you.
Tyler: I almost killed a girl today.
Mason: What?
Tyler: It was an accident, I was being stupid. She's ok, though. But there I was, you know, just for a moment, for a split second I hoped she'd die. Look, whatever this is, inside me, I don't want any part of it. I don't ever wanna feel that way again, I won't. I can't.
Elena: What you did for Caroline's mom. That's the Damon who was my friend. [vänder sig om för att gå]
Damon: Hey. Stefan didn't drink the people blood. If you were curious. But he needs to. And deep down you know that.
Elena: Do you really think that you can control it?
Stefan: I don't know. But if I don't try...
Elena: So a little bit every day?
Stefan: Yeah, just a few drops of blood in my system. I think it's worth trying.
Elena: So do I. But I don't want you to do it alone.
Stefan: What are you doing?
Elena: It's you and me, Stefan. Always.
Memory Lane - citat
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Katherine: You have to admit I am getting better at this.
Damon: So this is where you spend your time when you're not stabbing people in the back.
Elena: I tricked you into telling me the truth, that's not stabbing you in the back. That's using your own tactics against you.
Stefan: What do you know about werewolves?
Katherine: I know not to pet one.
Mason: I've heard great things about you.
Damon: Really? That's weird. 'Cause I'm a dick.
Stefan: I know we've only known each other for a short while. And I know I'm in competition for your affections. But... I've never met a woman quite like you. I... I look at you and I see an angel. I touch your skin and my entire body ignites. I kiss you and I know that I'm... I'm falling in love. I am in love with you.
Katherine: There's just so much you don't know about me, Stefan.
Stefan: More to learn and love.
Katherine: Go ahead, Stefan. Torture me, keep me captive, drain me of my blood until my body turns to dust, it'll never change the truth. I never compelled your love. It was real, and so was mine.
Damon: I know what you must think about me.
Jenna: No, you don't. You've never dated you, I have dated many yous.
Damon: Well, I'm a work in progress.
Stefan: You knew that they were going to burn the vampires in the church?
Katherine: I practically lit the match.
Stefan: They were your friends, they were your family. You just sold them out?
Katherine: Without blinking.
Jenna: Mason was a catch, he had girls lining up.
Damon: Really? Huh, I always pegged you for a lone wolf.
Mason: Oh, I'm sure I wasn't half the ladykiller you were.
Mason: Jenna just brought out Guitar Hero, it might be time to mutiny.
Damon: Well, I just happen to like Guitar Hero. So you, my friend, are barking up the wrong tree.
Mason: Ok. Enough with the innuendos, you win. You're hilarious.
Damon: Thank you.
Mason: I have no control once I shift.
Damon: Aww, what, no obedience school?
Mason: No takers for more drinks at the grill? It's like I'm with a bunch of adults here.
Jenna: I prefer the term role model.
Katherine [till Caroline]: I already killed you once. I can easily do it again.
Katherine: Bad day?
Damon: Bad century.
Katherine: Don't try to be the hero, Damon. You'll end up dead.
Damon: Been there, done that. At least this time it'll be worth it.
Stefan: I know her. Katherine doesn't care about anybody but herself. She never has. She's incapable of love.
Katherine: I love you, Stefan. We will be together again. I promise.
Bad Moon Rising - citat
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Damon: If this wolfman thing is true I've seen enough movies to know it's not good.
Stefan: Look, I'm not gonna let the fact that Damon is going keep you from an opportunity to get some answers.
Elena: You hate it though.
Stefan: I hate it. But I love you.
Elena: I love you too.
Stefan [till Elena]: Call me if you need anything.
Damon: Oh, I'll take really good care of her.
Damon [till Elena]: You know, this whole pretending to hate me thing is getting a little silly.
Alaric: I don't think she's pretending. You did kill her brother.
Damon: There is a huge asterisk next to that statement. He came back to life.
Caroline: Do you really think I meant to kill that guy at the carnival?
Bonnie: He's still dead.
Elena [till Vanessa]: This is Damon Salvatore, who you just shot.
Damon: I'd be extra nice to me right now.
Caroline: Isn't killing cute, defenseless animals the first step in becoming a serial killer?
Stefan: Well, you sort of skipped serial killer and went straight to vampire.
Caroline: So you're saying that now I'm basically an insecure, neurotic, control freak on crack.
Stefan: Well, I wasn't gonna say it like that... But...
Vanessa: Does vervain really work?
Damon: Nope. Not at all.
Vanessa: Can he hear us?
Damon [viskar högt]: No, that would be creepy.
Vanessa: Can he read minds too?
Damon: You know, if you wanna see me naked, all you have to do is ask.
Elena: No! That he can't do. He is very capable of being a first rate jackass.
Caroline: Why are you looking at him with your serious vampire look?
Stefan: My wha- My "serious vampire look"?
Caroline: Mhmm. I mean, it's different from your worried vampire look. Neither of which stray too far from your "hey, it's Tuesday" look.
Stefan: Oh, I get it. Ok. You think I'm, uh, you think I'm too serious, is that it?
Caroline: I mean, I wasn't going to say it like that, but...
Damon [till Elena]: You have every right to hate me, I understand. You hated me before and we became friends. It would suck if that was gone forever.
Caroline [om Matt]: I shouldn't be with him, should I? Not if there's any danger...
Stefan: I'm the last person to make that kind of decision for you. I mean if I followed my own advice, I would have walked away from Elena a long time ago.
Caroline: Do you ever think you should have?
Stefan: I know I should have. I just can't.
Damon [till Elena]: I thought friends don't manipulate friends. You and Katherine have a lot more in common than just your looks.
The Return - citat
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Elena: What happened?
Damon: Katherine happened.
Elena: Katherine was in this house, that means that she's been invited in. What are we gonna do?
Damon: Move.
Damon: To risk another frown line encroaching on a very crowded forehead. We... kissed.
Elena: And you thought it was me?
Stefan: What do you mean you kissed?
Damon: Well, you know when two lips pucker and they go [Damon gör pussljud]
Damon: Stake her, rip her head off... something poetic. We'll see.
Elena: How did you leave it in there with John?
Stefan: I... asked him to leave town.
Elena: Asked? You threatened him.
Stefan: Yeah, I threatened him.
Stefan: What game are you playing?
Katherine: Why, you want to play with me?
Stefan: I don't know. How can I play if I don't know the rules?
Katherine: No rules, Stefan. Don't you remember? No rules.
Elena: I really wanna know how you're doing.
Damon: I kissed you.Thought you kissed me back. Doppelganger high jinx ensued. How do you think I'm doing?
Damon: Why is it such a surprise that I would kiss you?
Elena: That's not a surprise. I'm surprised that you thought I'd kiss you back.
Damon: Now I'm hurt.
Stefan: Don't flirt with me Katherine. I'm not Damon. I haven't spent a hundred and forty five years obsessed with you.
Katherine: Yeah, based on your choice of women, I'd say otherwise.
Damon: I kissed Elena.
Stefan: Because you feel something for her! Because you actually care. And I'm not gonna let Katherine come in here and destroy that part of you that is finally, after all of this time, willing to feel something. She'll try to break you. She'll try to break us. And how we respond to that will define us. It's our choice.
Damon: I have a question. Answer it and it's back to fireworks and rockets red glare. Answer it right and I'll forget the last hundred and fortyfive years I've spent missing you. I'll forget it. How much I loved you, I'll forget everything and we can start over. This can be our defining moment. We have time, that's the beauty of eternity. I just need the truth, just once.
Katherine [till Damon]: Stop. I already know your question and its answer. The truth is I've never loved you. It was always Stefan.
Elena: I care about you, I do. But I love Stefan, it's always gonna be Stefan.
Katherine: Game On.
Founder's Day - citat
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Damon: Look at you. All retro.
Damon: It's Founder's Day. I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.
Tyler: I said I was sorry.
Caroline: You made out with his mother and then you beat him to a pulp. You're gonna have to do a little bit better than sorry.
Damon: I have so many emotions. But I don't have any way to express them. Being a teenager is so hard.
Jeremy: You dick.
Uncle John: You take one more step and I'll alert those deputys that they missed a vampire.
Elena: I'm asking you not to.
Uncle John: That doesn't mean anything to me.
Elena: As my father it should.
Uncle John: You know.
Elena: I wasn't sure. But now I am.
Elena: You care about him. So do I. But I love you, Stefan.
Damon: I took away your suffering once before. I can do it again. But it's your choice.
Jeremy: Look. I know you think you took it away. But it's still there. Even if I can't remember why, I still feel empty. Alone. And making me forget won't fix it. It won't fix what's really wrong.
Damon: What I did to Vicki... was wrong. Sorry for my part.
Jeremy: Anna said that vampires don't have to feel pain. That they could turn it off, if they shut out their humanity.
Damon: It's very true.
Jeremy: Is it easier that way?
Damon: Is what easier?
Jeremy: Life.
Damon: Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to.
Damon: You know, I came to this town wanting to destroy it. Tonight I found myself wanting to protect it. How does that happen? I'm not a hero, Elena. I don't do good. It's just not in me.
Damon: Because she did it for you. Which means that somewhere along the way, you decided that I was worth saving. And I wanted to thank you, for that.
Jenna: It's late. You should probably come inside.
Uncle John: Katherine?
Katherine: Hello John. Goodbye John.
Isobel - citat
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Alaric: You were my wife. And I loved you. How could I not search for you?
Isobel: Because I wasn't lost, Ric.
Alaric: [till Isobel] Screw you. You selfish bitch.
Elena: I wanted to check in first.
Damon: Well, I'm doing great, thanks for asking.
Elena: Check in on Stefan.
Damon: Oh, him. Ah, he's.. he's terrible.
Elena: What's the matter?
Damon: He's just back to boring, straight laced, off the junk, you've successfully cured him of anything that was interesting about his personality.
Elena: Don't forget who helped me.
Damon: I hate myself.
Tyler: You wanna help me out with this?
Matt: Not really, no.
Damon: Did you ask about Uncle John? Are they working together?
Alaric: No.
Damon: No, they're not?
Alaric: No, I didn't ask.
Damon: What about the invention?
Alaric: Didn't ask.
Damon: Did she know about the tomb vampires?
Alaric: I don't know.
Damon: Did words completely escape you?
Alaric: I was a little too distracted about my dead vampire wife to ask any questions.
Alaric: She's threatening to go on a killing spree.
Damon: Oh. I take it that's not ok with you guys.
Damon: You can turn it off. It's like a button you can press. I mean Stefan's different. He wants the whole human experience, he wants to feel every episode of How I Met Your Mother. So he shuts his feelings out?. The problem is as a vampire you're instinct is not to feel. Isobel chose the easier road. No guilt and shame. No regret. I mean, come on, if you could turn it off, wouldn't you?
Alaric: You haven't.
Damon: Of course I have, Ric. It's why I'm so fun to be around.
Isobel: Forever doesn't last very long. When you're human.
Damon: Katherine wants something from me? You tell that little bitch to come get it herself.
Isobel: Don't look for any redeeming qualities in me. I don't have any.
Isobel: I wanted this. I needed this. And I'm gonna regret it forever. This was my mistake. Not yours. You are not gonna remember this. I loved you, I did. And when I think about what I gave up, it hurts. But now your heart's free of me. It's easier this way. Goodbye Ric.
Blood Brothers - citat
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Jeremy: Why would you wanna go to High School, it blows.
Anna: Do I really need to answer that?
Jeremy: So you'd suffer through all this, just to hang out with me?
Anna: Yeah. I would.
Jeremy: That's uhm...
Anna: Stupid? Pathetic? Old lurky me?
Jeremy: Awesome. ... Awesome.
Damon: Hello
Alaric: Hi, it's Alaric Saltzman.
Damon: Before I hang up, how did you get this number?
Damon: I'm not going with you, you tried to kill me.
Alaric: Yeah, well you did kill me.
Damon: He wont eat anything.
Elena: He has to eat. What's his favourite.. kind of, uhm...
Damon: His favourite kind of what?
Elena: Type of animal blood that he prefers?
Damon: Eew, gross!
Elena: Your joking doesn't help.
Damon: Helps me. Now hurry up, I can't babysit all night, I have things to do.
Elena: I would say drop dead, but...
Damon: Hahaha. Stefan likes... puppyblood. Little golden retreiver puppies. Cute, floppy ears. That's his favourite.
[Elena lägger på]
Uncle John: What do you think your mother would say if she knew you were dating a vampire?
Elena: Which mother?
Stefan: Is that your choice then? To die instead.
Damon: Isn't it yours?
Elena: Are you two friends now?
Damon: I don't have any friends, Elena.
Anna: He's a hater, Jeremy.
Jeremy: Well I'm not.
Anna: No. You're something else entirely.
Jeremy: Oh, yeah, what would that be?
Anna: My weakness.
Jeremy: I don't want Jenna to walk in on us.
Anna: Jenna's in the kitchen. She just opened the refrigerator.
Jeremy: Wait, you can hear that?
[Anna nickar]
Jeremy: That is so cool.
Alaric: Could we not kill anyone tonight, please?
Damon: You just brought me along for my company?
Damon: [till Alaric] "Let's not kill anyone tonight." Your words. Just pointing that out.
Pearl: [till Anna] You gave me my life back, I am just trying to protect yours.
Damon: The moment Stefan had his first taste of human blood, he was a different person. I suppose I should thank him. It's been a hell of a ride.
Jeremy: Hey.
Anna: It's getting impossible to sneak up on you.
Jeremy: Nice try though.
Anna: Sorry I woke you.
Jeremy: Thats' ok. You only woke me halfway.
Anna: So. Listen, hey. [stryker bort håret ur Jeremys ansikte]
Jeremy: That feels good. [somnar om]
Anna: Goodbye.
Damon: You got what you wanted: you and me for all of eternity. But hear this, brother: I will make it an eternity of misery, for you.
Emily: You've transitioned.
Stefan: You'd have rather found me dead?
Emily: Katherine saved my life once. I owed her. That doesn't mean I'd wish her curse on anyone.
Stefan: It feels more like a gift.
Emily: That will change.
Stefan: Why is that?
Emily: Because even in death, your heart is pure Stefan. I sense that about you. That will be your curse.
Elena: Our actions are what set things in motion. But we have to live with that.
Stefan: I made a choice, Elena. And because of that choice a lot of people were hurt.
Elena: You also made a choice to stop. To reject the person that the blood made you. You made a choice to be good, Stefan.
Damon: You brood too much. Everything on this planet is not your fault. My actions, what I do, is not your fault. I own them, they belong to me. You are not allowed to feel my guilt.
Stefan: Do you feel guilt?
Damon: If I wanted to, it's there.
Miss Mystic Falls - citat
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Damon: You're playing house with half of a tomb of really pissed off vampires, what did you think was gonna happen?
Stefan: You're making smalltalk, why?
Damon: You seem awfully chipper lately, less doom and gloom, little more pep in your step.
Stefan: And you think it's because I drank human blood again.
Damon: I mean, I don't wanna brag, but... I would definatelly take responsibility for this new and improved you.
Damon: Fine. Whatever, man, drink up. Just remember we're trying to keep a low profile. Why don't you just walk up to sheriff Forbes, ask her to tap a vein.
Stefan: Have my actions negatively impacted you? I can't imagine what that must feel like.
Uncle John: You haven't returned any of my calls.
Damon: Most people take that as a hint.
Elena: This is ridiculous.
Stefan: You're only saying that because you don't know how to do it.
Elena: Sorry, only one of us was around when the dance was invented.
Elena: I know about the blood Stefan.
Damon: I'm gonna.. I'll be downstairs. Drinking.
Damon: Right, now this is getting weird.
Anna: We're here to talk.
Damon: Not in the mood. Today's been a no good, very bad day.
Elena: Stefan, I'm not gonna give up on you. I believe in you.
Under Control - citat
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Damon: He's a Gilbert?
Liz Forbes: Elena's uncle. His name's John, but I call him jackass.
Jeremy: Why does she hate you?
Uncle John: We used to sleep together.
Elena: Oh, good, you're here.
Damon: You ask, I come. I'm easy like that.
Elena tecknar åt Damon att vara tyst.
Damon (högljutt): No, Elena, I will not go to your bedroom with you.
Damon: It is what it is, Elena. The Stefan you know was good behaviour-Stefan. Rein it in-Stefan, fight against his nature to an annoyingly obsessive level...-Stefan. But if you think there's not another part to this, then you have not been paying attention.
Elena: The Gilberts aren't crazy.
Jeremy: Easy for you to say, you're not one.
Elena: Ouch.
Stefan: I really liked you a whole lot better when you hated everybody.
Damon: Oh, I still do. I just love that they love me.
Damon: Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?
Stefan: Please dance with your alcoholic vampire boyfriend.
Damon: Do you wanna hear the bad news or the really bad news?
Stefan: Actually I don't want any news, Damon.
Damon: Alright, let me rephrase. Do you wanna hear how the council's back in vampire-mode, or, how I just killed uncle John Gilbert?
Stefan: What?
Damon: Great party, by the way, huh?
Alaric: Do you think John knew Isabel?
Damon: I think John knows a lot of things.
Damon: We have a problem Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis.
Let The Right One In - citat
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Anna: First rule about vampires: don't believe anything you read.
Anna: Look, I'm not gonna turn someone who learned everything he knows about vampires from netflix.
Damon: I say we go to Pearl's, bust down the door and anihilate the idiot that attacked us last night.
Stefan: Yeah, and then what? We turn to the rest of that house of vampires and say: oops, sorry.
Elena: I woke up this morning to learn that all the vampires have been released from the tomb. I've earned snarky.
Damon: How long are you gonna blame me for turning your birthmother into a vampire?
Elena: I'm not blaming you, Damon. I've accepted the fact that you're a self-serving psychopath with no redeeming qualities.
Damon: Ouch.
Elena: [om Damon] I'm sorry, he just makes me so cranky!
Stefan: I know, he makes everybody cranky.
Stefan: Damon and I are gonna handle everything, I promise.
Elena: Well, what about me? I can't just sit here and do nothing.
Stefan: That's exactly what you're gonna do, because that's what's gonna keep you safe.
Elena: Which means nothing if you're not safe too.
Stefan: What do you mean, I'm perfectly safe. I have Damon the self-serving psychopath on my side.
Anna: The fact that you would even think it's possible to keep something like that a secret from your own family is just further proof that you're not ready.
Jeremy: "Not ready" is a step up from "no".
Anna: And a million steps down from maybe.
Damon: Give my regards to the squirrels.
Damon: You're ignoring me.
Elena: The six missed calls? Sorry, my phone's dead.
Jeremy: I wake up every day and I feel ok. But there's something missing. Like a... like a hole. Some people, they fit, in life or whatever. I, I don't.
Anna: So you want a pity-turn. I don't think so.
Jeremy: You should turn me because I don't have anything else.
Anna: Do you know why we turn other people? It's not to give someone a one-way ticket out of lonerhood, ok? One: We need someone to do our dirtywork. Two revenge, three boredom but, you know, that never turns out well. And then, you know, there's the obvious one. If you love someone so much that you'd do anything to spend all of enternity with them. I'm sorry, but, you don't fit any of those categories yet.
Damon: Teacher by day, vampire hunter by night.
Alaric: I have you to thank for that.
Anna: I've been on my own for a long time, mother. I can make my own decisions.
Damon: How many of those vervain-darts do you have left?
Alaric: One.
Damon: Not gonna be enough.
Damon: If I had a good side; not a way to get on it.
There Goes The Neighborhood - citat
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Elena: It'd just be nice if we could get through one day without having to deal with any of it. No vampire mother, or brother.
Stefan: No vampires at all?
Elena: No vampires but you.
Caroline: I'm sorry, it's hard for me to show kindness to people that hate me. I'm not that evolved.
Anna: How do you keep out unwelcome vampires?
Damon: Kill them.
Jenna: Don't be grumpy, it can't be that bad.
Damon: You'd be surprised. My primary reason for existence has abandoned me. And after todays events, the remains of the shaky ground that I walk on are about to go kaboom. Let's get hammered.
Jenna: Quick! Hide, we're not here.
Kelly: Why? Where'd we go?
Jenna: Children under our care, five o'clock. This is not role-modelish.
Frederick: Vervain. Making it hard to find something to eat in this town.
Elena: If it's not vampires, it's girlfriends.
Stefan: I remember them. From 1864. They were in the tomb.
Damon: Yeah... about that...
Anna: You know you can't tell anyone, right?
Jeremy: Who'd believe me?
Anna: You'd be surprised.
Jeremy: Why didn't you? Kill me.
Anna: I don't know. Maybe I'm a sucker for guys like you.
Jeremy: Like what?
Anna: Lost.
Jeremy: I want you to turn me.
A Few Good Men - citat
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Damon: No, Buzzkill Bob.
Kelly Donovan: So, blonde's the new flavour of the month, huh?
Stefan: Damon is not stable right now.
Alaric: You know he murdered my wife, or the very least made a meal out of her, when has he been stable?
Alaric: Can't you eh... can't you finish this in the morning?
Isobel: But I like working at night.
Alaric: Yeah, see, I like sleeping at night. With you.
Isobel: I was doing research, and I dug up all this stuff about this small town in Virginia near where I grew up. It's isolated, out of the way, and quiet. And every now and then people die mysteriously. And they say that it's animal attacks, except these bodies are drained of blood. It's vampires, it has to be.
Alaric: Ok. I'll get my garlic and holy water. And maybe, just maybe-
Isobel: No!
Alaric: -get some sleep.
Isobel: Oh, no.
Alaric: Come here, look, this is why I love you. Because you believe in all of this stuff. So much so that you're making a degree out of it. You're like Mulder, except hotter, and a girl.
Isobel: This is not a joke, Rick. You think that this is cute, but I'm gonna prove it. And Mulder was right in the end.
Damon: Behold, the teacher. Don't you have some papers to grade?
Alaric: It's more fun with a buzz.
Damon: Well most things in life are. Sober's depressing.
Alaric: You don't strike me as somebody who gets depressed.
Alaric: You have a good afternoon.
Damon: Not likely.
Damon: A room full of women, clamoring to win a date with me? Sounds tasty.
Elena: Stefan?
Damon: Better... me.
Elena: You look, uhm..
Damon: Dashing? Gorgeous? Irresistible?
Elena: Wrecked.
Damon: Do you know that I am one of Mystic Falls most eligible bachelors?
Jenna: That's a good look for you.
Alaric: Embarassed and uncomfortable?
Jenna: Yep that's, that's the one.
Elena: Why are you protecting him?
Stefan: Because, you're not the only one hoping that he might actually change.
Fool Me Once - citat
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Anna: Seriously?
Ben: I told her not to move, I did that eye-thing you taught me
Anna: Forgot to listen about vervain? She dates a vampire, Ben, duh!
Matt: Do you ever get bored of it?
Tyler: Of what?
Matt: Yourself.
Damon: You have quite an opinion for someone who doesn't know me.
Grams: You got some nerve knocking on a Bennet-witches door and asking her for anything.
Damon: What did I do?
Grams: Spirits talk, Mr. Salvatore, so does my granddaughter. You are no friend to us. Now get off my porch!
Grams: I am not Bonnie. You don't wanna mess with me.
Anna: Yeah, I think we'll skip the dead mom bonding so you can start serving a purpose.
Jeremy [till Anna]: I like you. You're fun and... you're also kinda strange and lurky but, I guess I like that too.
Bonnie: How did you know where we were?
Grams: Many things can fuel a witch's power. Worry, anger. After Stefan told me that they had taken you I had a lot of both. Simple locator spell was easy after that.
Bonnie: I'm sorry. 'Bout all of this.
Grams: Not as sorry as they're gonna be.
Damon: I'm gonna have to change the locks. You stage a jailbreak?
Elena: Stefan.
Damon: Ah, brother. Ever the white knight.
Damon: I didn't compel you in Atlanta, because we were having fun. I wanted it to be real. I'm trusting you. Don't make me regret it.
Tyler: It's a party, you're a partyer, ok? There's no need to psychoanalyse it.
Jeremy: Thank god!
Anna: Weird hello, but ok.
Elena: That's it? Just water from the tap?
Grams: As opposed to what?
Elena: I just figured maybe it would have to be blessed or mystical or something.
Damon: Admit it, you can't wait to get rid of me
Stefan: I can't wait to get rid of you.
Anna: This place is wild.
Jeremy: You kinda like dead people, huh?
Anna: I'm strange, remember?
Anna: You didn't have to hit him that hard.
Ben: Yes, I did.
Anna: Grab him and let's go. I'm taking him to meet my mother.
Matt: Is this for real?
Caroline: Is what for real?
Matt: You being all cool, and honest, and open.
Caroline: Speech number three. I want this to work. And I'm scared that you're gonna change your mind and you're not gonna want it. I don't wanna mess it up.
Matt: I don't wanna mess it up either.
Children of the Damned - citat
Kvällens favoritcitat. Och jag vill som vanligt höra om ni håller med eller hittat några jag missat.
Man: What are you doing out here in the middle of the night? It's not safe.
Katherine: No. No, sir. It's not safe.
Damon: Rise and shine sleepyheads.
Stefan: What are you doing?
Elene: Damon, please!
Damon: Oh, stop being smutty.
Stefan: Seriously, get out of here!
Damon: If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Elena: Since when am I helping?
Damon: Well Stefan's helping and you've taken up residence in Stefan's bed. Ergo.
Damon: You know, I really like this whole menage-a-threesome team thing. It's got a bit of a kink to it. Don't screw it up!
Katherine: Emily, would you please tell Mr. Salvatore that I've stepped away.
Emily: Which one?
Katherine: Both.
Anna: Hey, it's me again. Anna. Stalker-chick and foosball champion.
Elena: Don't do that.
Damon: Do what?
Elena: You know what, that move was deliberate.
Damon: Well, yeah, I was deliberatelly trying to get to the... sink.
Damon: Who're you dodging?
Jeremy: This girl Anna. She can be... persistent.
Damon: Is she hot?
Jeremy: Yeah, yeah, but she can be weird.
Damon: Hot trumps weird, trust me.
Ben: Admit it, I can't sing.
Bonnie: No. You were great.
Ben: Come on, I totally trashed the Metallica song.
Bonnie: Well, first mistake; Metallica karaoke.
Bonnie: Elena and I are bonded. For life. I can't imagine it any other way.
Ben: That tight, huh?
Bonnie: She's my sister. I mean, I'd die for her.
Bonnie: I just wanna grab him and lay one on him.
Elena: Why don't you?
Bonnie: 'Cause I'm a chicken.
Elena: You're a powerful witch goddess. Come on, seize the day broomhilda.
Anna: You just couldn't live without me, huh?
Jeremy: Well, I kinda missed my daily dose of cute stalker-chick.
Pearl: The sheriff was here earlier. He bought large volymes of the vervain elixir.
Katherine: Did he try to put his hands on you again?
Pearl: Doesn't he always?
Katherine: She's saving herself for Jonathan Gilbert.
Pearl: I am beyond saving. We know that.
Damon: How can you be so calm? They're getting closer to you every day.
Katherine: We're the respactable ladies of Mystic Falls. Thanks to Emily, we walk the streets in daylight. No one will ever suspect us.
Pearl: Not unless a human tells them.
Damon: I'd sooner die!
Katherine: And soon enough, you will.
Damon: How did you know about the spell?
Anna: I didn't say much back then. Which means I heard everything.
Jenna: You know you're not staying the night, right?
Stefan: We're just gonna hang out for a little while.
Jenna: You're lucky I like you. Keep the door open.
Unpleasantville - citat
Mina favoriter, kommentera gärna och låt mig få veta vilka dina var, oavsett om de är med på listan eller inte.
Stefan: I get it. You're just bitter because one of us gets to be with the person that we love and poor Katherine is just out of reach. Unless there's another way for you to get into that tomb. Is that what Bree said?
Damon: You're pathetic when you're fishing.
Stefan: You're transparent when you're deflecting.
Damon: Don't you have school?
Alaric: First person account of the Civil War, that's like porn for a history teacher.
Caroline: So pretty! Thank you. It'll go with, like, everything. What's the occasion?
Elena: No occasion, just a little friend gift.
Caroline: Lesbian friend necklace, cause we're freaky like that.
Bonnie: You just found out your boyfriend is a vampire. So, unless your birthparents are aliens, how bad could it be?
Bonnie: You tried to kill me!
Damon: But I didn't! And if I wanted to I would've. Does that not count for anything?
Bonnie: You know I can start fires with my mind. Fires kill vampires, right?
Stefan: I'm really sorry that it won't be of any help with your diabolical plan, the sequel.
Damon: Why would I trust you?
Stefan: See, that's your problem, Damon. You apply all of your shortcomings to everybody else. If history's any indication, there's only one liar among us.
Damon: How'd he get in?
Elena: He was invited in.
Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery guy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that. Did he say what he wanted?
Elena: No, he was to busy trying to kill me!
Alaric: Hey, look at you!
Jenna: I figured I'd stand out less if I dressed up.
Alaric: Liar.
Jenna: Ok, I'm a sucker for the decade dance.
Caroline: So what is this like a threesome now? You and the Salvatore-brothers.
Elena: No, but if I'm gonna be with Stefan then I have to learn to tolerate Damon. It's not like I can kill him.
Bonnie: Here's a thought.
Caroline: Mmm, I'll help.
Damon: Elena, would you like to dance?
Elena: I would love to! [vänder sig till Stefan] May I have this dance?
Anna: You neglected to mention this was a theme party.
Jeremy: What are you doing here?
Anna: Well, seeing as you also neglected to invite me, I took matters into my own hands.
Jeremy: You're doing that thing again.
Anna: What thing would that be?
Jeremy: The thing where you pretend we're dating, even though we're not.
Anna: Oh. You mean stalking, yeah. Get over yourself.
Bonnie: Let's sit up there.
Caroline: Be a little more obvious, Bonnie.
Bonnie: Don't rain on my hot guy-parade!
Caroline: This night was so much better on paper.
Bonnie: Now you're just feeling sorry for yourself. Go and talk to him. Be bold. And fearless.
Caroline: Yeah, this coming from the girl who's been eye-stalking the bartender.
Elena: Maybe he's not gonna show.
Stefan: You mean we did all of this dancing for nothing?
Elena: Uh, the horror!
Stefan: Now you remember that. Because it's never gonna happen again!
Jenna: Is that what this was? A date?
Alaric: No. Definatelly not a date. But friday. You, me and dinner and a movie. That could be a date.
Bloodlines - citat
Mina favoritcitat från kvällens avsnitt. Lägg som vanligt gärna till egna favoriter i kommentarerna.
Alaric: I was right about Mystic Falls. There is evil here. I can sense it. Feel it. It's everywhere.
Damon [till Elena]: You were so much more fun when you were asleep.
Elena: This is kidnapping!
Damon: That's a little melodramatic, don't you think?
Elena: Am I gonna be safe with you?
Damon: Yes.
Elena: You promise not to do that mind-control-thing with me?
Damon: Yes.
Elena: Can I trust you?
Damon: Get in the car.
Bree: Honey, if you're not roped, you're whipped. Either way, just enjoy the ride.
Elena: You went to college?
Damon: I've been on a college campus, yes.
Damon: You ok?
Elena: Don't pretend to care. I know you're gloating inside.
Grams: I trust you'll keep her safe. Better be on your way then. I'm not gonna invite you in. Sure you understand why.
Elena: This nice act, is any of it real?
Anna: Man, you're... smart. I gotta give it to you, when I first saw you I missed it.
Anna: Maybe we can have a fright night. And rent a whole bunch of vampire movies.
Jeremy: Um. Yeah, yeah, sure.
Anna: Why does that sound like a "no way in hell"?
Elena: So, why did you bring me with you?
Damon: Well, you're not the worst company in the world, Elena. You should give yourself more credit.
Elena: Seriously.
Damon: Don't know. You were there on the road. All damsel in distress-like. And I knew it'd piss off Stefan. And... you're not the worst company in the world, Elena.
Elena: I saved your life.
Damon: I know.
Elena: And don't you forget it.
Stefan: You are not Katherine. You are the opposite of everything that she was.
Elena: And when did you figure that out? Before you kissed me? Before we slept together?
Stefan: Before I met you.
Anna: Ok, look. I know I don't know you, so don't ask me why I did this. I just... sometimes... we'll mostly all the time, I have this need to be right.
Och läsarnas tillägg (i kommentarerna):
Rokkonen:
Damon: Vampires can't procreate. But we'd love to try.
The Turning Point - citat
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Logan: I know you. You're always one step from a... maybe. A tiny nudge to yes.
Jenna: You just pointed out that I have no self control. Clever strategy.
Jeremy [läser]: I live in fear. It consumes me. In the early evening when I see the sun begin to fade, the fear comes. Because I know that the night brings death.
Elena: Jeremy's got his sketch pad out.
Jenna: You're kidding.
Elena: Nope. But don't say a word, the minute we encourage him, he'll put it away.
Jenna: Psychology major, check that.
Elena: I've stopped asking questions, the answers get scary.
Stefan: So, any idea where you'll go?
Damon: I don't know. London maybe, see some friends.
Stefan: You don't have any friends, Damon.
Damon: You're right, Stefan, I only have you. So... where are we going?
Tyler: So what's up with you and Forbes?
Matt: Nothing's up.
Tyler: I saw you two in the hall today. Don't even try and deny it, bro. You're tapping that.
Matt: No. It's not like that.
Tyler: Never is. 'Til you become we-people.
Matt: "We-people"?
Tyler: Yeah. "We can't make it to the party." "We'll never miss a game." "We don't like the colour red."
Matt: We hung out like, twice.
Tyler: Like I said; "we".
Logan: Dude, it's not like the welcome wagon was waiting with a buncake and a handbook. It's been a learn-as-you-go-process. Hell, one minute I'm a small town, on the rise, news guy, and next thing I know; I can't get into my house because my foot won't go through the door!
Damon: You have to be invited in.
Logan: I know. I live alone.
Damon: Oh, that sucks.
Stefan: So, what about.. what about you? What are your plans for the future?
Elena: I don't wanna talk about my future, Stefan. Because everything you're saying is making it perfectly clear that you're not gonna be in it.
Logan: Jenna! Are you dodging me?
Jenna: It's a form of self preservation.
Stefan: You wanna know how you can walk around in the sun?
Logan: I do.
Stefan: You can't. Don't ever. Threaten me. Again.
Damon: I was ambushed. I was shot. Now I'm vengeful.
Major Lockwood: Who do you think you're talking to? Do I look like a student?
Alaric: No. You look like a full-grown, alfa male, douchebag.
Elena: I know that you think that you brought all of this bad stuff into my life, but my life already had it. I was buried in it.
Stefan: This is different.
Elena: It doesn't make it any less painful.
Elena: No. You don't get to make that decision for me. If you walk away, it's for you, because I know what I want. Stefan, I love you.
Och läsarnas tillägg (i kommentarerna):
Diana:
Logan: All I can think about is blood. And killing people. I can't stop killing people, I keep... killing. [skrattar] And I like it! I'm conflicted.
Damon: Welcome to the club.
Sanna:
Damon: [skjuter Logan] Payback's a bitch, isn't it?
Logan: How can you side with them?
Damon: I'll side with anyone. You pissed me off, I want you dead.
History Repeating - citat
Mina favoritcitat från kvällens avsnitt. Lägg som vanligt gärna till egna favoriter i kommentarerna.
Damon: But I'm sorry. And to prove it; I'm not gonna feed on a human. For at least a... week. I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.
Stefan: "Because I realise that killing your closest and oldest friend is beyond evil and yet, somehow, it's worthy of humour."
Damon: Are you mimicing me?
Stefan: "Yes, Stefan. Now that the secret society of vampire haters is off our back, I can go back to my routine of 'how can I destroy Stefan's life this week?'."
Damon: "And I can go back to sulking and Elena-longing and forehead brooding." This is fun, I like this.
Stefan: "And I, will finally reveal the ulterior motive behind my evil and diabolical return to Mystic Falls."
Damon: Mm-yeah. I'm done. "This is like you, Damon. Always have to have the last word."
Alaric [till Jeremy]: You know that your old teacher had a jackass-file? No joke, it's typed on a label. It has all the... troublemakers in it. But really, it's just an opus. To you. Don't worry about it [slänger mappen i soporna], I'm not him. Clean slate. Now; let's talk about grades.
Matt: Hey.
Caroline: Hey. What is that?
Matt: What is what?
Caroline: The "hey". That's twice. That is two heys. Do you have any other words in your vocabulary?
Matt: What's wrong with hey?
Caroline: It reeks of awkward subtext. You spent the night in my bed. There was... cuddling. And then you snuck out before dawn, so you wouldn't have to face me. Which, I must say, is a total lame guy move that I did not appreciate. Now the heys! Seriously? I mean, I may have been some pathetic, insecure mess after the party but do not mistake that for me being a push-over! Because I do not like guys to mess with my head anymore.
Matt: I heard your mum in the morning, and I didn't wanna get you in trouble so I went out the window.
Caroline: You went out the window? Well, another lame guy move.
Matt: Your mum's the sheriff! And as for the heys; I'm pretty sure it's what I've said to you every day since the first grade.
Caroline: Oh.
Matt: Trying to read something into it; lame girl move.
Damon: Ok, it's your last chance.
Bonnie: I'm gonna scream.
Damon: Oh, no! Don't do that, let's stay on point.
Jenna: I like a man who can dine alone. Quiet strenght.
Jeremy: I thought you were still on that whole Logan depression thing.
Jenna: Oh, I've sworn off men forever. But it doesn't mean I can't observe them from a safe distance.
Stefan: "So Stefan. You know, I've been thinking. I think we should start over. Give this brother-thing another chance. We used to do it oh so well once upon a time."
Damon: "I don't, Damon. I can't trust you to be a nice guy, you... you kill everybody and you're so mean. You're so mean and..." You're really hard to imitate, I have to go to that lesser-place.
Bonnie: I can't talk to you, you don't listen.
Caroline: That's not true!
Bonnie: I'm a witch.
Caroline: And don't we all know it.
Bonnie: See? That's what I'm talking about, I'm trying to tell you something... you won't even hear it.
Caroline: I listen! When do I not listen?
Jenna: Your turn. Any sad relationship stories?
Alaric: The basics. I fell in love, married young, wife died.
Jenna: Oh... wow.
Alaric: Yeah, that's always a good conversation stopper.
Damon: I'm onto you. Reverse psychology. I mean, it's a little transparent, but I admire the effort.
Stefan: You prefer the brooding forehead?
Damon: Seriously. What game do you think you're playing?
Stefan: That's a funny question, considering the fact that I have been asking you that for months. It's frustrating, isn't it?
Damon: Touché.
Damon: I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.
Stefan: Yeah. I've heard that before.
Damon: I have a bigger surprise Stefan. I'm gonna bring her back.
Jenna: Me and Logan. That's just cruel.
Jeremy: No, cruel is dating my history teacher.
Jenna: I'm not dating him. Yet.
Matt: Hey.
Caroline: God! What are you doing here?
Matt: Ah.. Your window was open, I thought you should know.
Caroline: Not funny!
Elena: You saved her life. I'm sorry Stefan, I thought that I couldn't be with you, but I can. You don't have to push me away. I can do this.
Stefan: I can't. I... I have to leave, Elena. Too many people have died. Too much has happened.
162 Candles - citat
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Damon: Why are you so mean to me?
Lexie: Eh, have you met you? You're not a nice person.
Damon: Well, because I'm a vampire.
Grams: A witch's talisman is a powerful tool, won't be giving that back to anybody.
Bonnie: I just wish it was prettier.
Jeremy: Wanna keep it down over there?
Jenna: Why? What are you doing?
Jeremy: Homework.
Elena: Since when do you do homework?
Jeremy: I gotta finish this, I'm way behind and I have a quiz tomorrow, so...
Elena: What do you think? Alien?
Jenna: Some sort of replicant.
Jeremy: He can hear you.
Bonnie: Are you gonna stay in there forever?
Elena: Yep.
Bonnie: Move over. I'm officially worried. What's going on?
Elena: I'm tired of thinking... of talking. I...
Bonnie: Can I get a one-line version so I can at least pretend to be helpful.
Bonnie: I need to swear you to secrecy.
Elena: It's kind of a bad week for that kind of stuff.
Bonnie: It's true, Elena. Everything my Grams told me. It's impossible, and it's true. I'm a witch.
Lexie: So, this Elena-girl. She'll come around, I'm sure of it. Have you had sex yet?
Stefan: No.
Lexie: Sex always works! I mean you'll rock her world so hard with your vamp-sex she'll be yours forever.
Lexie: [till Stefan] You have some serious emotional damage.
Lexie: Oh, so Elena's not a raging bitch, then, huh?
Stefan: No. Elena is... Elena's warm and she's... she's kind and she's caring and she's selfless. And it's real. And, honestly when I'm around her I... I completely forget what I am.
Lexie: Oh my god. You're in love with her.
Stefan: Yeah. Yeah, I am.
Damon: So rip it off her neck.
Caroline: Well, I tried, it chocked me.
Damon: Damnit! Why is it doing that?
Damon: Stefan smiles. Alert the media!
Damon: Does it get tiring being so righteous?
Elena: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.
Damon: Ouch! Well, consider this psychopath's feelings hurt.
Lexie: Ah, the famous Elena!
Elena: Towel girl.
Lexie: I've been called worse.
Elena: I'm scared.
Lexie: But you're here. Cause you're crazy about him. I get it, ok, I mean... what's not to love? Listen, take it from someone who's been around a long time. When it's real, you can't walk away.
Stefan: Thank you.
Lexie: You weren't supposed to be listening! ... I was feeling epic, whatever.
Caroline: Am I shallow?
Matt: Is that a trick question?
Haunted - citat
Många citerade samtal idag. Men lägg gärna till egna favoriter i kommentarerna ifall jag ändå lyckats missat ditt favorit-citat.
Tyler: What's going on here, Stefan? What's wrong with her?
Damon: You don't talk.
Tyler: Screw you, dude.
Damon: Dude? Really? Dude?
Stefan: Damon, don't!
Damon: Oh, come on, who's gonna miss this idiot?
Elena: You're up early, where are you going?
Jeremy: Police Station, they're organising a search party for Vicki, so...
Elena: Wait, shouldn't you be going to school?
Jeremy: You're kidding me, right?
Elena: You shouldn't skip school. If they find her we'll know, that's what cellphones are for.
Jeremy: Yeah, your lips keep moving, I don't know why.
Stefan: We choose our own path. Our values and our actions, they define who we are.
Damon: Ok, count Deepak. I'm out of here.
Elena: Is Stefan here?
Damon: Yep.
Elena: Where is he?
Damon: And good morning to you, little Miss 'I'm on a mission'.
Elena: How can you be so arrogant and glib after everything that you've done?
Damon: And how can you be so brave and stupid to call a vampire arrogant and glib?
Elena: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Damon: Yes, you would.
Elena: But I'm not.
Damon: Yet!
Grams: You have to have more than ignorance to trap a real witch.
Caroline: Hey, have you seen Elena? Do we know what she's wearing?
Bonnie: I was with Grams all weekend, I haven't talked to her. Maybe she's with Stefan.
Caroline: Riding to his castle on his white horse.
Bonnie: Don't be bitter. It provokes wrinkles.
Vicki: Where's your bathroom, I have to pee. Why do I have to pee, I thought I was dead?
Damon: What are you doing?
Vicki: Just contemplating the next hundred years. ... Why did you do it?
Damon: I was... bored.
Vicki: You did this to me out of boredom?
Damon: It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.
Damon [till Vicki]: Your life was pathetic, your afterlife doesn't have to be.
Stefan: She could hurt someone.
Damon: I'm not taking her to Disneyland, we're going to the front yard.
Damon: Come on Vicki, live a little. No pun intended.
[Vicki försvinner]
Damon: Eh... my bad.
Elena: Part of me wishes that I could forget too. Forget meeting you. Finding out what you are and everything that's happened since.
Stefan: If that's what you want.
Elena: Yes, it is. Because, I don't want it to be like this. I don't wanna feel like this. But I can't. With everything that's happened, I can't lose the way I feel about you.
Lost Girls - citat
Lite kortare lista ikväll, så lägg gärna till egna favoriter i kommentarerna.
Elena: Dear Diary. I'm not a beliver. People are born, they grow old, and then they die. It's the world we live in.
Stefan: Everything you know, and every belief that you have is about to change. Are you ready for that?
Elena: What are you?
Stefan: I'm a vampire.
Stefan: I would never hurt you. You're safe with me.
Stefan: You can hate me. But I need you to trust me.
Damon: What, did you Fed-Ex it to Rome, where is it?
Elena: Crucifixes?
Stefan: Decorative.
Elena: Holy water?
Stefan: Drinkable.
Elena: Mirrors?
Stefan: Myth.
Damon: Where are you Stefan? I'm trapped at the house and I'm getting really bored and really impatient. And I don't do bored and impatient.
Stefan: That's the thing about Damon. He doesn't get mad, he just gets even.
Damon: Oh, tip for later; be careful who you invite in the house.
Och läsarnas tillägg (i kommentarerna):
Jonna:
Vicki: Hey, why don't you have a girlfriend? You're like, totally cool and so hot!
Damon: I know.
Vicki: Don't you wanna be in love?
Damon: I've been in love. Painful, pointless and overrated.
Vicki: Except when it isn't.
You're Undead To Me - Citat
Många (långa) citat ikväll. Lägg gärna till egna favoriter i kommentarerna. Eller berätta om din favorit redan finns med på listan.
Vicky: I think you might be in trouble.
Jeremy: What did you do?
Vicky: Elena saw me.
Jeremy: I'm a drug-using delinquent. Girl in bed doesn't really ranks high.
Jenna: And you're ok with everything?
Elena: No, I'm not ok with any of it. I'm not gonna cry about it either. You know, I was gonna write in my diary this morning, and then I thought: what am I gonna write? Honestly I'm not gonna be one of those pathetic girls whose worlds stop spinning because of some guy.
Jenna: Ok, then.
Elena: I'll be fine.
Elena: But what do we know about him, really?
Matt: He's great at football, little bit of a loner and as much as I hate saying it... he might be a nice guy.
Elena: Stefan? What are you doing here?
Stefan: Dinner. Jeremy told me that Chicken Parmesan is one of your favourites and I happen to be a good cook. Italian roots demand it. I can even make my own homemade mozzarella. Only tonight it is, unfortunatelly, store bought. Sorry.
Elena: I don't know what you're trying to accomplish.
Stefan: You wanna know me, right? Well, I figure if you're gonna dump me, you should at least ehm... know who you're dumping. So let's start with Katherine.
Elena: Stefan...
Stefan: She was the most beautiful girl that I had ever met. She had this perfect olive skin. And... she had this laugh it was, it was riddiculous, I mean her laugh made you laugh. And she was fun, she knew how to have a good time. But, Katherine was also very impatient and entitled and selfish and ehm... impulsive. Enter Damon. He claims that he was with her first, I don't know. I do know that I did some things that... I'm not proud of. And my biggest regret is not being able to make it right before she died. I miss her, but... I'm no longer crippled by her loss.
Jeremy: I feel like we're always getting high.
Vicky: That's the beauty of choice.
Jeremy: Well, then let's chose not to. I mean, we don't have to be high all the time, right?
Vicky: I really hope you're not one of those guys who now that we are together, tries to change everything about me.
Elena: Hey, this is for the garlic bread, right? Because I'm not eating garlic unless you agree to too.
Stefan: Are you kidding? I love garlic!
Damon: I bet you're feeling pretty good about yourself, aren't you?
Stefan: Not particularly.
Damon: You won. You caught the bad guy. Now nothing can come between you and Elena. Except the truth. Your lies'll catch up to you, Stefan. Long as you keep lying to yourself about what you are.
Stefan: The beauty of you in there and me out here, is that I can walk away.
Caroline: Eh, the event is called Sexy Suds, you know.
Stefan: Did we just get scolded?
Elena: And judged, yeah.
Bonnie: Ah-ah, no. None of that tortured piney stuff.
Matt: I'm just observing.
Bonnie: Uh-huh.
Jenna: Classy.
Logan: Thank you.
Jenna: But you're still gonna video the girls in bikinis, right?
Logan: Oh, 53% of the Americans watch the news with the sound off.
Elena: Your car was done an hour ago.
Jenna: You're saying that out loud why?
Logan: Hi. Elena, right? I think I met you once when you were nine.
Jenna: Your emotional maturity level, when we were together.
Logan: Ouch! And here I thought we were making progress.
Elena: Is he enough in your good gracious that I can ask him for a favour?
Logan: If I do her a favour, will I get back in your good gracious?
Jenna: A very reluctant maybe to both.
Logan: Done. Wait, one condition. Dinner, tonight, your house.
Jenna: Fine. But you're eating leftovers.
Elena: Dear Diary. I'm not a believer. People are born, they grow old, and then they die. That's the world we live in. There's no magic, no mysticism, no immortality. There is nothing that defies rational thought. [...] People are supposed to be who they say they are and not lie or hide their true selves. [...] It's not possible. I'm not a believer, I can't be. But, how can I deny what's right in front of me? Someone who never grows old. [...] Never gets hurt. [...] Someone who changes in ways that can't be explained. [...] Girls bitten. [...] Bodies drained of blood. [...] What are you?
Och läsarnas tillägg (i kommentarerna):
Jonna:
Elena: I'm sorry but I guess you're gonna have to take that off.
Stefan: I think you have to go first.
Elena: Ok. [fastnar i tröjan] Ok, ehm, sorry, so not sexy. Ugh.
Stefan: I disagree. [kysser Elena]
Family Ties - Citat
Som vanligt några av mina favoritcitat från kvällens avsnitt. Det här avsnittet hade en hel del jag gillade. Lägg gärna till egna favoriter i kommentarerna. Eller berätta om du håller med om något av dem.
Damon: Bad dream? Do you know how easy it was to get in your head just now? You really need some human blood, it might even the playing field. Football reference. Too soon?
Damon: Some girls just can't resist my good looks, my style, my charm and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift.
Damon: This is John Varvatos, dude, dick move.
Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl, Edward's so whipped.
Caroline: You gotta read the first book first, it won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice, she was so on it.
Caroline: How come you don't sparkle?
Damon: Because I live in the real world, where vampires burn in the sun.
Bonnie: What about your mom, is she ok with you bringing Damon?
Caroline: And... I'm supposed to care why?
Bonnie: He is older, sexy, danger-guy.
Caroline: Older, sexy danger-guy? What is that an official witch-twitter-tweet?
Bonnie: Caroline Forbes, when have you ever kept a secret in your life?
Damon: My godness I've driven you to drink.
Damon: "Go about livin' my life". See, therein lies your eternal struggle. You're dead, dude, get over it.
Logan: I know you, you have a lot more insults in you , I can tell.
Jenna: Your hairline's receding.
Logan: No it's not, you want to have lunch?
Damon: Doesn't it always come down to the love of a woman.
Bonnie: This is my fault, I planted doubt. I'm a doubtplanter.
Logan: Look, I know that this is probably gonna be strike three, but... I hope you can see it for what it is.
Jenna: And what is it?
Logan: Persistance, groweling, commitment, take your pick.
Jenna: Hypothetically speaking, if allowed. How would you make things right?
Logan: Well, more groweling, of course. Eh, recap of the past few years spent soul-searching. Cheese fries.
Jenna: Obvious.
Logan: I know my audience.
Elena: Trust is earned. I can't just magically hand it over.
Jeremy: You look amazing, what are you doing here?
Vicki: I was thinking maybe I could make one more wrong choice today. I still have 17 minutes.
Stefan: Yes, Damon. The headline reads; deadly beast captured, all is well in Mystic Falls.
Friday Night Bites - citat
Här är några av mina favoritcitat från kvällens avsnitt. Den här gången blev listan lite kortare så lägg gärna till egna favoriter i kommentarerna.
Tyler: Look, there's Elena and her new boyfriend. And what are they doing? Oh, they're walking... Walking... Walking. Yep, right into the sunset.
Elena: Wouldn't hurt to be a part of the team, make some friends.
Stefan: Says the girl who spends her 'lone time writing, in a cemetary.
Elena: How did you know all of that?
Stefan: Years and years of crossword puzzles. It's a... a loner thing.
Damon: Very Emerson, the way you reveal your soul. So many... adjectives.
Night of the Comet - Citat
Här är några av mina favoritcitat från kvällens andra avsnitt. Lägg gärna till egna favoriter i kommentarerna.
Elena: For once, I don't regret the day before it begins.
Jeremy: Parental authority, I like it. Sleep tight.
Elena: When you loose someone, it stays with you. Always reminding you of how easy it is to get hurt.
Elena: We met and we talked and it was epic, but... the sun came up and reality set in.
Damon: That's for me to know and for you to... dot dot dot.
Elena: Jer?
Jenna: No it's me, the hypocrit patrol.
Stefan: I met a girl. We talked. It was epic. Then the sun came up and reality set in. Well, this is reality, right here.
Och läsarnas tillägg (i kommentarerna):
Catrine:
Damon: Not bad. Have you been eating bunnies?
Pilot - Citat
Här är mina favoritcitat från kvällens första avsnitt. Vilka är dina? Lägg gärna till egna favoriter i kommentarerna.
Bonnie: That's not hate, that's; 'You dumped me but I'm too cool to show it, but secretely I'm listening to Air Supply Greatest Hits'.
Bonnie: Hold up, who's this?
Elena: All I see is back.
Bonnie: It's a hot back.
Elena: 'Chill myself', what is that, stoner talk? Dude, you are so cool.
Elena: When someone asks 'How are you?', they really don't want an answer.
Caroline: His name is Stefan Salvatore. He lives with his uncle up at the old Salvatore boarding house, he hasn't lived here since he was a kid, military family so they moved around a lot. He's a Gemini and his favourite colour is blue.
Bonnie: You got all of that in one day?
Caroline: Oh, please, I got all of that between third and fourth period. We're planning a June wedding.
Jenna: Ok, have fun- wait! I got this. Don't stay out late, it's a schoolnight.
Elena: I get it, blood makes you squemish.
Stefan: Something like that.
Elena: You keep a journal?
Stefan: Yeah, if I don't write it down I forget it. Memories are too important.
Stefan: The Founders' archives are stored in Civil Hall if you'd like to brush up on your facts... Mr. Tanner.
Elena: What makes you think that I'm sad?
Stefan: Well I... we did meet in a graveyard.
Elena: Right. Well, no, technically we meet in the men's room.
Elena: My brother.
Stefan: The drunk one?
Elena: That would be the one.
Elena: All you can do is be ready for the good, so when it comes, you invite it in. Because you need it. I need it.
Stefan: I needed to know that you were ok.
Elena: You know, for months, that's all anyone's wondered about me. If I'd be ok.
Stefan: What do you tell them?
Elena: That I'll be fine.
Stefan: Do you ever mean it?
Elena: Ask me tomorrow.
